So I went a searching on the webs for a video of "A New England" by, say, Kirsty MacColl or Billy Bragg, and I came up with P-Unit's "Tea Partay", weirdly rapping about the motherland. (Nothing like a tea party on the Cape, let me tell you.) What I learned from this video is that Cape Cod keeps it reals. Word. When I finally got to the end I realized that this is a Smirnoff commercial. Please drink responsibly.