Over the weekend I watched "Stop Making Sense" again. I love this movie, how it starts with David Byrne and a boombox, and the band makes their way onstage one at a time. I was reminded how much I love the lineup here, with the mighty Bernie Worrell (co-founder of P-Funk), and especially the backup singers, Lynn Mabry and Ednah Holt. For me, these ladies really make the song, and its not just because we have very similar dance styles. It's also the high ponytails. I like the dancing at 2:00, and they really break it down with the David at around 2:50.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Good for a laugh
Those of you who know my friend Lulu know she's a veritable laugh riot. She's just so creative, and like your hero, she likes to mix the high and the low to great effect. More of the low, though. Here is a stooopid survey that showed up to (another) social networking site I belong to, but her responses made this rainy morning shine with a little sumpthin sumpthin. I still owe you Beth, totally my fault. Ruv roo!
1) how well are you aquainted with your own colan? ever stick shit up there?
Well, I have always loved pee and poo, but i have intimacy issues, so me and my colon are in counseling.
2) if you were having a masterbatory phone booth fantasy; would it be a glass encased american style phone booth or one of those classy brittish ones?
I think British people have funked up teeth. So obviously, American.
3 )when having relations with persons of the same species do you prefer a. cumming first b.cumming at the same time or c. cumming after your partner?
All of the above
4) when wiping your own ass have you ever got a glob of poo on your hand?
Obviously!
5) earnest or pee wee?
Pee Wee!! HE does creepy things in movie theaters!
6) who do you think would win in a fight malcome x or martin luther king jr?
Well, since I look like Halley Barry and I have a cousin named LArry, I would say X dugh!
7) do you pop baloons primarily on purpose or by axident?
I gotta Axe my moms. But usually by axident
8) have you ever smoked crack? be honest.
yes, I don't trust anyone who hasn't.
9) if you had to listen to one song 24-7 for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
Burn One Down by Ben Harper, also known as Let's get Physical by Olivia Newton john.
10) do you like your nipples to be pinched during coitus?
YEs, of course, what teh hell is coitus?
11) have you ever watched a pro wrestling event on pay per view? (answereing yes does not nescecerily make you white trash)
King of the Ring, Summer SLam and various other events, back when it was WWF.
12) have you ever had sex with me before( me in this case. not the person who originally compose the survey) and if so please describe in vivid detail how it was, if you came, would you do it again, would you recomend me to others, have you since kept me in your thoughts whilst masterbating, if i have a big dick{tight vagina if the person that sent this to you is female} etc.
YEs on all counts... IF I had, otherwise I just have disturbing thoughts.....
13) what is your favorite anything?
14) do you have aids?
Nope, just bandaides. I am stuck on them, cause they are stuck on me.
15) have you ever killed a living creature?
Bugs.... Lots of them... Ok fine.... Crabs....
16) have you ever killed a human being?
no
17) whats the differance?
the skeletal system. Insects, have a hard shell on the outside, there are other various biological differences that I feel are innappropriate to discuss in this forum.
18) have you ever written for a good time call so and so on a public wall?
Yes, sorry to all the little sluts i set up in the Captain Kidd Bathroom.
19) nuber 19 is a statement!
Yes it is! Go Luke!
20) what do you see when you look in the miror?
My body is a Temple.. Well that's what I wish I saw, I usually see Bloody mary.
1) how well are you aquainted with your own colan? ever stick shit up there?
Well, I have always loved pee and poo, but i have intimacy issues, so me and my colon are in counseling.
2) if you were having a masterbatory phone booth fantasy; would it be a glass encased american style phone booth or one of those classy brittish ones?
I think British people have funked up teeth. So obviously, American.
3 )when having relations with persons of the same species do you prefer a. cumming first b.cumming at the same time or c. cumming after your partner?
All of the above
4) when wiping your own ass have you ever got a glob of poo on your hand?
Obviously!
5) earnest or pee wee?
Pee Wee!! HE does creepy things in movie theaters!
6) who do you think would win in a fight malcome x or martin luther king jr?
Well, since I look like Halley Barry and I have a cousin named LArry, I would say X dugh!
7) do you pop baloons primarily on purpose or by axident?
I gotta Axe my moms. But usually by axident
8) have you ever smoked crack? be honest.
yes, I don't trust anyone who hasn't.
9) if you had to listen to one song 24-7 for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
Burn One Down by Ben Harper, also known as Let's get Physical by Olivia Newton john.
10) do you like your nipples to be pinched during coitus?
YEs, of course, what teh hell is coitus?
11) have you ever watched a pro wrestling event on pay per view? (answereing yes does not nescecerily make you white trash)
King of the Ring, Summer SLam and various other events, back when it was WWF.
12) have you ever had sex with me before( me in this case. not the person who originally compose the survey) and if so please describe in vivid detail how it was, if you came, would you do it again, would you recomend me to others, have you since kept me in your thoughts whilst masterbating, if i have a big dick{tight vagina if the person that sent this to you is female} etc.
YEs on all counts... IF I had, otherwise I just have disturbing thoughts.....
13) what is your favorite anything?
14) do you have aids?
Nope, just bandaides. I am stuck on them, cause they are stuck on me.
15) have you ever killed a living creature?
Bugs.... Lots of them... Ok fine.... Crabs....
16) have you ever killed a human being?
no
17) whats the differance?
the skeletal system. Insects, have a hard shell on the outside, there are other various biological differences that I feel are innappropriate to discuss in this forum.
18) have you ever written for a good time call so and so on a public wall?
Yes, sorry to all the little sluts i set up in the Captain Kidd Bathroom.
19) nuber 19 is a statement!
Yes it is! Go Luke!
20) what do you see when you look in the miror?
My body is a Temple.. Well that's what I wish I saw, I usually see Bloody mary.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
I'm learning this dance
First of all, the Beth interview is coming, people, she's coming! Its all my fault, so don't even try to blame her, but its going to be so good. What's your spirit animal?
Anyhow, in order to placate my fellow Beth-lovers, I'm giving you two awesome videos. The first one is a song I heard on the radio and was convinced it was Leslie Feist, so I listened to all the potential suspects on amazon yet was unable to find out what song it was. That's because Feist released this song under her alter-ego Regina Spektor! Wait, that's not fair, Regina Spektor is her own person, as you can see from this video. Her vocal control is really remarkable, and I like the sound. She got her start on the LES as part of the "anti-folk" scene. Whatever the fuck that means! Sounds pretentious...
Second matter of business: I'm learning this dance and I'm looking for about 48 other nubile danseurs and danseuses to join me in recreating this ipod Nano commercial/music video. Its so awesome; I love group dances like this. My favorite part are the clap-turns. Don't be surprised if you see me practicing that move. So obviously I'm going to be the guy in the yellow that picks her up, so who's going to be Feist? Tracy? What's that I heard you say?
By the way, I am completely of the opinion that letting your song be on an ipod commercial is not selling out. Anymore. As came up in conversation with my (awesome) roommate, judging musicians to have 'sold out' is an argument that has been over for at least seven years. Its very last century, guys. Of course they just want their money while they can still get it, and c'mon, who wants a day job?
Anyhow, in order to placate my fellow Beth-lovers, I'm giving you two awesome videos. The first one is a song I heard on the radio and was convinced it was Leslie Feist, so I listened to all the potential suspects on amazon yet was unable to find out what song it was. That's because Feist released this song under her alter-ego Regina Spektor! Wait, that's not fair, Regina Spektor is her own person, as you can see from this video. Her vocal control is really remarkable, and I like the sound. She got her start on the LES as part of the "anti-folk" scene. Whatever the fuck that means! Sounds pretentious...
Second matter of business: I'm learning this dance and I'm looking for about 48 other nubile danseurs and danseuses to join me in recreating this ipod Nano commercial/music video. Its so awesome; I love group dances like this. My favorite part are the clap-turns. Don't be surprised if you see me practicing that move. So obviously I'm going to be the guy in the yellow that picks her up, so who's going to be Feist? Tracy? What's that I heard you say?
By the way, I am completely of the opinion that letting your song be on an ipod commercial is not selling out. Anymore. As came up in conversation with my (awesome) roommate, judging musicians to have 'sold out' is an argument that has been over for at least seven years. Its very last century, guys. Of course they just want their money while they can still get it, and c'mon, who wants a day job?
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